Three doors into the same idea: good products deserve good branding and the right distribution. Sometimes that's me putting my name on someone else's product. Sometimes it's you putting yours on Habanebros'. Sometimes it's me taking your product and moving it under my brand.
My band's hot sauce. Real product. For sale now.
Worship Pain is my band. Pain Sauce is what happens when you take your brand seriously enough to put it on a bottle. The sauce is made by Habanebros, labeled with our art, sold on our merch store. This is the original — and the proof the rest works.
Your label on the same sauce. I build and run the funnel.
Bands, creators, restaurants, anyone with a brand people care about. You pay Habanebros their wholesale directly — no markup from me. I design the product page, set up the order flow, and manage sales. You set the retail price. We split what comes above Habanebros' cost.
Got a good product that won't move? Pitch me.
If you make something real — food, merch, a tool, hardware — and it's not getting the traction it deserves, send it my way. If I think it's worthwhile and I can move it, I'll white-label it under one of my brands and take over distribution. You keep making the thing. I keep the numbers moving.
Proof of concept
Pain Sauce wasn't a business plan. It was me taking my band's brand seriously enough to put it on something physical, finding a real manufacturer (Habanebros), and building the online flow to sell it. Once it was working, the question was obvious: whose brand is next?
Your Sauce is the same pipeline, pointed at you. Your Product is the same distribution muscle, pointed at someone else's inventory. Different directions, same engine.
Your Sauce — good fit if
Your Product — good fit if
Questions
Pain Sauce is my own product — my band's hot sauce, for sale. Your Sauce is the same service turned outward — your label on the same Habanebros sauce, I build and run your funnel for a cut. Your Product is the inverse — you make something good that isn't moving, I white-label it under my own brand and take over distribution.
Habanebros. They manufacture the sauce for Pain Sauce and for any client who wants their own branded version. The product is real — not a dropshipped placeholder.
Any product, but I'm selective. Food, merch, tools, hardware — it depends on whether I think I can actually move it. If it's a good product, you have margin to share, and it fits something I can market, we can talk.
Your Sauce: you pay Habanebros their wholesale, I take a cut of your online sales. No upfront fee. Your Product: case-by-case — could be rev share, bulk purchase, or a hybrid, depending on what makes sense for the product and my distribution cost.
For Your Sauce — a brand people actually care about helps, but I can stand up the sales page from scratch. For Your Product — you don't need an audience at all. That's what I'm bringing.
Pain Sauce — a hot sauce I put my band's branding on, sold through my own funnel. I did it before turning it into a service. The same pipeline is what powers Your Sauce. The same distribution muscle is what powers Your Product.
Tell me which one fits, and a few words about what you're working with.